Amish DJ Tee | Where Butter Churns Meet Bass Turns prosthetic design apparel Care Instructions: Machine wash using

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Amish DJ Tee | Where Butter Churns Meet Bass Turns prosthetic design apparel Care Instructions: Machine wash usingFinally, a shirt that answers the eternal question: "What if Weird Al wrote a song about an Amish remix battle?" Featuring the most paradoxical party starter since someone tried to explain electricity at a barn raising, this design celebrates the hypothetical hero who drops beats while raising barns and keeps it old school like, 1800s old school. Picture this: a DJ who can scratch with a butter churn and knows that the sickest drops always come after